'Kravlefisser'

"Kravlenisser" are little paper christmas gnomes (think elves, Santa's helpers) that you cut out and place around the house, usually on the edge of shelves where they seem to be climbing around ('kravle' literally means 'to crawl' in Danish, and 'nisser' are the aforementioned x-mas elves). As far as I know this is a rather Danish tradition, although I may be wrong...

'Fisser' is slang for the female anatomy, and as the wordplay implies, I've replaced the traditional elves with women. Rather naked women.

The girls are meant to be cut out and placed around the house to spread X-mas joy if you're not the type of person who likes to have tacky traditional X-mas ornaments near you (I'm not that type of person).

This is a collage of retro porn magazine cover girls, material from vintage ads (two things that are very dear to my heart) and the rest of the graphics were made in Illustrator.

I hope you enjoy this little alternative X-mas deviation (and the traditional Danish X-mas ornamentation style!), and feel free to print out the girls on heavy stock A3 paper (pref. 250gr. plus) and get cutting!